Date: Jun 10  1997

A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband 
is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun.

The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a 
beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her head.

The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not 
to shoot herself.

Hysterically, the blonde yells, "Shut up!  You're next!"