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|5|| ||Five Here you will find innocent and innocuous materials suitable for viewing by anyone who has achieved the tender age of five years but not younger...|
|13||Thirteen Here you will find probing yet ambiguous materials suitable for viewing by anyone who has achieved the age of thirteen years but not younger...|
|21||Twenty One Here you will find explicit yet tasteful materials suitable for viewing by anyone who has achieved the age of twenty one years but not younger...|
|35||Thirty Five Here you will find concupiscent and seditious materials for viewing by anyone who has achieved the age of thirty five years but not younger...|
|50||Fifty Here you will find downright immoral and revolutionary materials for viewing by anyone who has achieved the age of fifty years but not younger...|
|100||One Hundred Here you will find ineffable and non-Aristotelian materials for viewing by anyone who has achieved the age of one hundred years but not younger... Contact Fulton if you think you can handle the maddening materials herein.|
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Here we have a new (in 1994) design in home page management. In
recognition of the fact that all of us are
at different stages of maturity, Fulton has devised this
ingenious scheme to insure that our youth
will not be corrupted by "indecent", "obscene", or
"seditious" materials. But he didn't stop there.
Oh, no! There are some ideas that are so foul, so depraved,
that you must be thirty five years old to even contemplate
them, nevermind understand them. Fifty
year olds find themselves in a similar predicament.
Certainly, Fulton wants them to have the proper
forum in which their specific concerns can be formulated and
debated, but he wouldn't want to
shock or undermine the mental stability of a sensitive,
naive forty three year old. If a mere ninety
eight year old were to enter the area permitted only to one
hundred year olds, civilization as we
know it would cease to exist. So keep that in mind as you
enter Fulton's Lair.
The choices you make are legally binding. I certify that I navigate deeper into this web site knowingly, voluntarily, and intentionally, and further that I have achieved the age in years indicated above.