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5   Five Here you will find innocent and innocuous materials suitable for viewing by anyone who has achieved the tender age of five years but not younger...
13 Thirteen Here you will find probing yet ambiguous materials suitable for viewing by anyone who has achieved the age of thirteen years but not younger...
21 Twenty One Here you will find explicit yet tasteful materials suitable for viewing by anyone who has achieved the age of twenty one years but not younger...
35 Thirty Five Here you will find concupiscent and seditious materials for viewing by anyone who has achieved the age of thirty five years but not younger...
50 Fifty Here you will find downright immoral and revolutionary materials for viewing by anyone who has achieved the age of fifty years but not younger...
100 One Hundred Here you will find ineffable and non-Aristotelian materials for viewing by anyone who has achieved the age of one hundred years but not younger... Contact Fulton if you think you can handle the maddening materials herein.

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  Here we have a new (in 1994) design in home page management. In recognition of the fact that all of us are at different stages of maturity, Fulton has devised this ingenious scheme to insure that our youth will not be corrupted by "indecent", "obscene", or "seditious" materials. But he didn't stop there. Oh, no! There are some ideas that are so foul, so depraved, that you must be thirty five years old to even contemplate them, nevermind understand them. Fifty year olds find themselves in a similar predicament. Certainly, Fulton wants them to have the proper forum in which their specific concerns can be formulated and debated, but he wouldn't want to shock or undermine the mental stability of a sensitive, naive forty three year old. If a mere ninety eight year old were to enter the area permitted only to one hundred year olds, civilization as we know it would cease to exist. So keep that in mind as you enter Fulton's Lair.

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