Be careful using these tips. They are liberating. They will not only bring you,
as a woman, increased health, happiness, and pleasure but also great power and
influence in your community. See if you can't go out and civilize the race of
- Avoid pleasure seeking in the harsh light of the direct sun and halogen
lamps as pupil dilation is crucial for textured and robust orgasms.
Moonlight and whatever else may simulate it are ideal conditions under
which to ply your wares on the fairer sex.
- Masturbation is a metaphor for life. If you can't please yourself,
no one will.
- If you've never purred, growled, barked, howled, hooted, squealed,
ribbitted, roared, whinnied, griffied, neighed, oinked, shimmy-shacked,
honked, squawked, fiddle-eye-feed, or otherwise made like an animal
in the boudoir,do so at your earliest convenience.
- Your body comes equipped with the ideal scent, so stop wasting money
on expensive perfumes. Dip your fingers where you know you can find it
and cover them with the lusty musk. Then dab it behind your ears, between
your breasts, and on your wrists. "A little dab will do ya."
- Remind the men in your life that you want and enjoy sex initiate sex
- Before amorous play, always evacuate your bowels. If you're lucky, he'll
be going up that way. Anal sex at the exclusion of vaginal sex may be wise
during ovulation anyway, but in any case, for hygiene make him worship your
temple of Venus before your temple of Sodom.
- Know the difference between fellatio and irrumation. Partake in both.
Need I say that while so partaking, to soul gaze into your partner's eyes,
thank your lucky stars at the end of his crisis, and swallow heartily.
- Have sex throughout pregnancy so long as it doesn't cause pain or
discomfort. The fetus will benefit from your pleasure as will you.
- Nature, in her infinite wisdom, designed breastfeeding to be sexually
gratifying for you by releasing salubrious juices into your recently
traumatized birth canal. Do not feel guilty or dirty when this happens.
- Allow the men in your life to enjoy the nectar of your lactating
mammaries. For them it is manna.
- A more or less elegant hairstyle, a more or less costly gown, none of
that furthers happiness; but frequent, extensive, and
intensivefucking works wonders therefor. However, for long bouts,
experiment with sexual abstinence and then return to it with a renewed vigor
when and as you must.
- Nature did not invite you to become the captive of a single man since
she gave you power enough to drain the balls of four or five men in a row.
- Know how to succeed and how to suck eggs.