Here's a fun game we played:  tell a bunch of local Pennsylvania newspapers that you're getting married, provide them all with exactly the same basic information, and see what they print!  O variety, thou art the spice of life!

Some newspapers like to use our middle names, others don't.  Some call us "Dr.", others call us "Mr." or "Miss."  Some think Donna went to "Cal Tech University," wherever that is.  And oh, the degrees!  Thank goodness we have so many degrees!  Because that seems to be all they care about.  Some of them even gave us each two Ph.D.'s (as if one apiece just wasn't enough, we needed a bonus.)

Ah well.  The point is, we're getting married.  And that's news to them, apparently.