He's a Married Man!

Any man (and sometimes women) who walks on the Strip in Las Vegas is
bound to be accosted by people handing out pamphlets.  These pamphlets
usually feature glossy color photos of young women who appear not to
own much clothing.  They are advertisements for the many strip clubs
and escort services.  It's one of the barriers to the image of a family
entertainment town, no matter how many roller coasters are built.

Anyway, Lee and I are walking behind two obvious couples, who are holding
hands as they stroll down the boulevard.  As expected, a scruffy guy
comes up to one of the men and offers him a piece of paper.

Instant fireworks.  The accompanying young woman is outraged at this
peddler of temptation and with indignant righteousness proclaims, "He's
a married man!"

The scruffy guy recoils from the protective spouse, unfolds the paper,
and explains weakly, "Free buffet."