Urinating in Paris
Paris has public toilets in the streets: oblong kiosks about 3m
long by 1m wide; the signs claim that they automatically wash
themselves after every use. They cost 2 Francs (about $0.28) per use.
In response to the bombing of the World Trade Center on 11 September
2001 they closed them all. Most public places have no place to
urinate; most private places limit use of their johns to customers. I
kept a look-out for likely public restrooms but took New York leaks 3
times.
In this page I present places I discovered. Please contribute any
you have.
- The shopping center at Place d'Italie has a nice public
toilet on the first floor.
- One need not buy a ticket to use the Louvre's public toilet
but one must wait in the line through the metal detector.
- Public libraries and Mairies (the seats of government of
the arrondisements, Paris's districts) have toilets. I don't
know if the Mairies want the public to use their toilets. I
never asked; I searched them out on my own. Look upstairs
- Some churches. Stop to say a prayer for the reopening of public
toilets.
- Some parks, though not most. Wandering around one day I could not
hold it any longer, ducked into a little park, looked for a place
where I could go unseen, but found it full of workers and visitors.
Then I stumbled onto a john. One of Paris' biggest parks, my
favorite, Buttes Chaumont, has an outdoor urinal. Despite this
amenity I saw a guy letting it go in public there.
- Some cemeteries, including the most famous, Père
LaChaise.
- The Bois de Boulogne, a large forest inside the city
limits, has lots of discreetly located trees.
From Wine, Women, and War: A
diary of disillusionment (New York: J. H. Sears and
Company, Inc., 1926), an American soldier's memoir of World War 1,
'Thing I'll miss most is institution, found on every street corner,
where demands of Nature conveniently if publicly answered.' (page 237)
Paris accommodates dogs better than humans.
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