Here's some stuff a few friends of mine have sent me over time...
Have fun!
(NOTE: The following is not for the humor-impaired)

• A Programmer's Quick Guide to the Languages
• Say you DON'T want to go out with that person...
• So you think you're Chinese-American
• A Boy and His Frog
• Is it Love, Lust, or Marriage?
• Dictionary of Performance Evaluation Terms
• Rita Rudner's Facts About Men
• Why Email is Like a Penis--courtesy Steve Newton
• Pick-up Lines Heard Around the World
• Classified Ad Excerpts
• When You've Been On-line Too Long
• Hunting Elephants
• 10 Lawyer Jokes
• Children of the '80s
• Why did the chicken cross the road?
• Short Guide to the Religions
• A Passion for Chocolate
• Thoughts for the Wise
• Brand Name Condoms
• Sign Language
• Aphorisms
• What men mean
• What women mean
• 50 Things to think about
• Words of Wisdom
• Dilbert’s Rules
• Rules of the Lab
• So ya wanna vacation...
• ’Twas the Night Before Christmas...in the ’90s
• Why Chemists and Engineers Don’t Write Recipe Books
• "Doc-isms"
• Rules for Straight Men and Women
• How to Give Your Cat a Pill
• Is Martha Stewart Stalking You?!
• Mars vs. Venus: A Literary Adventure
• Caught Sleeping
• Steven Wright One Liners
• Very Short Books
• USAF Pilot Squawks
• Wisdom from a Dog
• Ancient Tech Support--April Walters
• Advice on Bathing a Cat--Steve Greenfield
• Graduate School--The Game --Dan Horn (Here's the original, written for the Happy Hour Archive)

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Unfortunately, I don't have the names of the original authors for some (most) of these works. If you happen to know who created a particular item, please let me know so I can properly credit said person.
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Last updated: August 27, 1998
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