Here is the men's guide to what a woman is really saying

Can't we just be friends?...........
 ............There is no way in hell I am going to let any part of 
             your body touch any part of mine, again.

I just need some space...........
 ...........without you in it.

Do I look fat in this dress?............
 .............We haven't had a fight in a while. 

No, pizza's fine..............
 ...........Cheap bastard!

I just do not want a boyfriend now..............
 ..........I just don't want YOU as a boyfriend now. 

I don't know; what do you want to do?...........
 ..........I can't believe that you have nothing planned. 

Come here.........
 .........My puppy does this too

I like you, but.........
 ..........I don't like you.

You never listen............
 ..........You never listen.

We're moving too quickly..........
 ...........I am not going to sleep with you until I find out if 
            this guy at the gym has a girlfriend.

I'll be ready in a minute.........
 .......I AM ready, but I am going to make you wait because I know 
        you will.

Oh, no, I will pay for myself...........
 .........I am just being nice; there is no way I am going dutch 

Oh YES!!!  Right there.............
 ..........Well, near there; I just want to get this over with 

I'm just going out with the girls..........
 .........We are gonna get sloppy and make fun of you and your 
          friends. 

There's no one else..........
 ..........I am doing your brother. 

Size doesn't matter............
 ...........unless I want an orgasm.